Despicable Freestyle

I come around like what goes around What goes up must come down, anyone who comes up must go down Might aswell go for the gusto now Better not let up, better not let them breathe Last shot, give it all you got Try to turn me down bitch, get fucked with a volume knob […]

Love The Way You Lie Part II

*Rihanna* On the first page of our story The future seemed so bright Then this thing turned out so evil I don´t know why I´m still surprised Even angels have their wicked schemes And you take that to new extremes But you´ll always be my hero Even though you´ve lost your mind *Chorus* Just gonna […]

Airplanes Part II

[Chorus – Hayley Williams] Can we pretend that airplanes In the night sky Are like shooting stars I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now) Can we pretend that airplanes In the night sky Are like shooting stars I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, […]

3 A.M.

[Intro] There is no escaping, there's no place to hide You scream someone save me, but they don't pay no mind Goodnight, goodbye [Verse 1] You're walking down a horror corridor It's almost four in the morning and you're in a nightmare, it's horrible Right there's the coroner, waiting for ya To turn the corner […]

My Mom

[Intro] Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Okay, aight aight aight aight aight aight Yo, yo.. yo, yo Aight I'mma lay the chorus first Here we go now [Chorus] My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am, cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and […]

Drips

[ Intro – Eminem ] Obie, yo', [Obie Trice] i'm sick!  [Eminem] damn, you straight dog? [ Ritornello ] That's why I ain't got no time, for these games and stupid tricks, or these bitches on my dick, that's how dudes be getting sick, that's how dicks be getting drips, falling victims to this shit, […]

Without Me

[ Intro ] Obie Trice: Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks Eminem: Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside {*scratches*} Two trailer park girls go round the outside; round the outside, round the outside {*scratches*} Guess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, […]

Insane

[Verse 1] I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed 'Til one night he snucked in and said “We're goin out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed” Can we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead? “After I […]

Bagpipes From Baghdad

[Intro] Oh, it's music to my ears, oh man How can I describe the way I feel? Fucking great, man Okay, let me see How could I begin? [Verse 1] Locked in Mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch Was bread, wine, more bread, wine and Captain Crunch Red wine for breakfast and for […]

Paul Rosenberg [Skit]

Em, it's Paul. Listen, Joel just called me and he said you're in the fucking back behind his studio, shooting your gun off in the air like it's a shooting range. I told you not to fucking bring your gun around, like an idiot, outside of your home. You're gonna get yourself in trouble. Don't […]

Hello

[Intro] Hello, allow me to introduce myself My name is, Shady; it's so nice to meet you It's been a long time… Sorry I've been away so long My name is..Shady!I've never meant to leave you [Verse 1] You see that chick in the gym, checkin' me out Any second I'm bout to stick her […]

Tonya [Skit]

[Tonya] Hey! hey, stop, hey. please stop, fuck stop! Thank god you stopped. Fuck, my fucking on star isn't working, I left my fucking phone at home! God, I've been standing out here for like, an hour I'n soaking wet, freezing Thank you so much. really, you're a life-saver What are you doing? Fucking! get […]

Sing For The Moment

[Verse 1] These ideas are nightmares to white parents Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings Like whatever they say has no bearing, it's so scary in a house that allows no swearing To see him walking around with his headphones blaring Alone in his own zone, cold and […]

Same Song & Dance

[Intro] Yo… Same song and dance Damn girl, everywhere I go Same song and dance I like the way you move! All over the globe Same song and dance Something about it man Same song and dance In the Pale Moonlight Yo… [Verse 1] I’m lookin’ at ya, yeah girl Your kind of tookin’ back […]

Superman

[Intro] Oooooh You high baby Yeah Ya' Talk to me You want me to tell you something Uh-huh I know what you want to hear… [Chorus Eminem & Dina Rae] Cause, I know you want me baby, I think I want you too “I think I love you baby”, I think I love you too […]

Steve Berman [Skit]

[Eminem] This muthafucka man… [Berman] It's ridiculous! I can't believe it!! Hold on… Em… [Eminem] What up? [Berman] Have a seat…Dre, I'll call you back [Eminem] What now??? [Berman] I don't even know where to start [Eminem] Okay… [Berman] I got the album from upstairs… [Eminem] And… [Berman] And this is BY FAR, THE MOST,… […]

Hailie´s Song

[Intro] Yo, I can't sing it I feel like singin' I wanna fuckin' sing Cuz I'm happy Yeah, I'm happy Ha Ha I got my baby back Yo, check it out [Verse 1] Some days I sit, starin' out the window Watchin' this world pass me by Sometimes I think theres nothin' to live for […]

When The Music Stops

[Bizzare:] Music, reality, sometimes it's hard to tell the difference But we as entertainers have a responsibility to these kids Psych! [Eminem:] If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrow Would you feel sorrow or show love Or would it matter Can never be the lead-off batter of things Shit for me to […]

Cold Wind Blows

[ Verso 1 ] 'Cause some things just, don't change It's better when they stay the same Although the whole world knows your name Some on the biggest days they came to see you spit your game Woah, oh, shouldn't be difficult to explain just why You came back again, you hate the fame Love […]

Talkin´ 2 Myself

[Intro] Ayo, before i start this song man, I just wanna thank everyone for being so patient And bearing with me over the past few years while I figure this shit out [ Ritornello] Is anybody out there, It feels like I'm talking to myself No one seems to know my struggle, and everything I […]

We Made You

[Intro] Guess who? Do you miss me? Jessica Simpson: sing the chorus [Chorus] When you walked through the door It was clear to me You're the one they adore Who they came to see You're a rock star Everybody wants you, player Who can really blame you? We're the ones who made you [Verse 1] […]

Say What You Say

[Dr. Dre] Huh, so I'm out the game huh? [Eminem] Yo Dre, we riding? [Dr. Dre] Whatever [Eminem] Well I'm with you homie [Dr. Dre] OK, Let's handle this small shit [Eminem] I was born to brew up storms 'n stir up shit Kick up dust, cuss 'til I slur up spit Grew up too […]

Till I Collapse

[Intro:] 'Cause sometimes you just feel tired, Feel weak, and when you feel weak, you feel like you wanna just give up. But you gotta search within you, you gotta find that inner strength And just pull that shit out of you and get that motivation to not give up And not be a quitter, […]

My Dad´s Gone Crazy

[TV Presenter:] Hello boys and girls Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships Do you have a daddy? I'll bet you do who's your daddy? [Hailie:] Daddy, what're you doing? [Eminem:] Haha [Eminem & Hailie:] Ok then! everybody, listen up! [Eminem:] I'm goin to hell, who's comin' with me? [Hailie:] Somebody, please help […]

Medicine Ball

[Intro] Ohh, my goodness! What have I done? Oh no (oh no) I can't believe it! (believe it) It's like (it's like) I've got the whole world, in my palm (in my palm) And I'm ready to drop bombs [Verse 1] Welcome to the Slim Shady Mecca, Rebecca It's the village in New York right […]

Paul [Skit]

Em its Paul…ummm I just listened the entire album.. and u gotta be fuckin kidding me I mean with this Christopher Reeves Shit You know the guys dead right? and then the whole gay step father incest rape thing I don’t have your back on this one I cant even fuckin handle it I’m done

Stay Wide Awake

[Intro] Follow me, come with me to the dark side of the force No man would boldly go, to this place The devil only knows, of this world So dark and oh so cold, it's oh so cold, oh so cold [Chorus] Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart […]

Old Time´s Sake

[Intro] Good evening, this is your fucking captain speaking We will soon be reaching an altitude of 4 million and a half feet That's 8 million miles in the sky Please, undo your seat belt for takeoff You are now free to smoke about the cabin [Verse 1 – Dr. Dre] I'm Dre from back […]

Must Be The Ganja

[Intro] I feel like dancing, I feel like dancing I smell something in the air that's making me high! [Verse 1] Ok, here we go, Do-re-mi-fa-so-fa-so-la-ti so Lyrical roscoe, kick back the Tabasco You motherfucker's must just not know the tick-tock, so Time to show you the most kick-ass flow in the cosmos Picasso with […]

Mr. Mathers [Skit]

[Male Doctor] Mr. Mathers? Mr. Mathers! Mr. Mathers… Mr. Mathers can you hear my voice? OK he's not responding I'm gonna need an 18 gauge left AC right away [Female Doctor] Uh, BP is 90 over 12, respiration's at 8 OK I'm tubing him [Male Doctor] DMC this is medic 41 [Voice over radio] Medic […]