Curtains Close [Skit]

[Ken Kaniff] Is this thing on? Where'd everybody go? Guess who's back? Back again…. Ken is back, tell some…men Rub my back, Rub my back, Rub my back, Rub my back…. Eh….Wait…..Hello? Eh…..Goodnight

Drop The Bomb On ´em [Refill]

[Eminem] Yeah boy, dem better to ring the alarm boy, Dem know what's coming boy, [Verse 1] Oh my God, fucking Bomboclat I'm hard as Kenard, the little boy who shot Omar in The Wire, Tie a whore up with barbwire, nothing but a bra boy, I'm the real deal, and charbroil her on the […]

Kill You

[ Intro] When I just a little baby boy, my momma used to tell me these crazy things She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man. She used to tell me he hated me But then I got a little bit older and I realized she was the crazy one But there […]

Stan

[Chorus: Dido] My tea's gone cold I'm wondering why I.. got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window.. and I can't see at all And even if I could it'll all be gray, but your picture on my wall It reminds me, that it's not so bad, it's not so […]

Who Knew

[Intro] I never knew I.. I never knew I.. Mic check one-two I never knew I.. Who woulda knew? I never knew I.. Who'da known? I never knew I.. Fuck would've thought I never knew I.. Motherfucker comes out I never knew I.. and sells a couple of million records I never knew I.. And […]

Steve Berman [Skit]

[Eminem] 'eyyy! [Steve] Hey Em, what's up? [Eminem] Steve Berman. What's goin' on, man, how you doin'? Good to see you again. What's up? [Steve] Em, could you come in here and have a seat, please? [Eminem] Umm, yeah, what's… [Steve] Vanessa? Shut the door [Vanessa] Okay [Eminem] So what's up? How's orders looking for […]

When I´m Gone

[Intro] Yeah It's my life In my own words, I guess [Verse 1] Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for? Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for? When they know they're your heart And you know you were their armour And you will destroy anyone who would try […]

The Real Slim Shady

[Intro] May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.. [Verse 1] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like […]

Remember Me?

[RBX] Remember me? (“Step in, execution”) Remember me? (“I have no remorse”) Remember me? (“I'm 'High Powered'”) Remember me? (“I drop bombs like Hiroshima”) For this one it's the X, you retarded? Cause I grab the mic and get DOWN, like Syndrome Hide and roam into the masses, without boundaries which qualifies me for the […]

I´m Back

[Chorus 4X] That's why they call me Slim Shady (I'm Back) I'm Back (I'm Back) (SLIM SHADY!) I'm Back [Verse 1] I murder a rhyme one word at a time You never, heard of a mind as perverted as mine You better, get rid of that nine, it ain't gonna help What good's it gonna […]

Marshall Mathers

[Intro] You know I just don't get it Last year I was nobody This year I'm sellin records Now everybody wants to come around like I owe em somethin Heh, the fuck you want from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of here [Chorus 1] You see I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) […]

Drug Ballad

[Intro] [Girl] Yeah, hahahaha…whooooo, shit! [Eminem] (aight) Guess what? I ain't coming in yet… I'll come in a minute Ayo…This is my love song…it goes like this [Verse 1] Back when Mark Walhberg was Marky Mark This is how we used to make the party start We used to mix Hen' with Bacardi Dark And […]

Amityville

[Intro] (kill kill kill) Dahh-dum, dahh-dum.. dum Dahh-dum, dahh-dum, duh-da-da-da-da (kill kill kill) Dahh-dum, dahh-dum.. dum Dahh-dum, dahh-dum, dumm.. (kill kill kill) [Chorus] Mentally ill from Amityville (HE'LL) Accidentally kill your family still Thinkin he won't? God-damnit he will (HE'SSSS) Mentally ill from Amityville [Eminem Verse 1] I get lifted and spin til I'm half-twisted […]

Bitch Please II

[Dre] Yeah whattup Detroit? [Snoop] Nu-uh, nu-uh nuh-no he didn't! Ahhh! They didn't do it again, what-what, what-what? Did you shit on these niggaz two times Dr. Dre? [Dre] Oh fo' sho'! [Snoop] Uh-uh, naw, ya smell that? This is special right here What-what, what-what-what? Yeah, it's a toast to the boogie baby Uhh, to […]

Kim

[Eminem Intro] Aww look at daddy's baby girl That's daddy baby Little sleepy head Yesterday I changed your diaper Wiped you and powdered you. How did you get so big? Can't believe it now your two Baby you're so precious Daddy's so proud of you Sit down bitch If you move again I'll beat the […]

Under The Influence

[Eminem] Translation So you can suck my dick if you don't like, my shit Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck, my dick – ha ha! Two pills I pop, 'til my pupils swell up like two pennies I'm Clint Eastwood in his mid-twenties A young ass man with a trash can […]

Criminal

[Intro] A lot of people ask me.. stupid fucking questions A lot of people think that.. what I say on records or what I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life or that I believe in it Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that.. I'm actually gonna […]

The Kids [Bonus Track]

And everyone should get along.. Okay children quiet down, quiet down Children I'd like to introduce our new substitute teacher for the day His name is Mr. Shady Children quiet down please Brian don't throw that (SHUT UP!) Mr. Shady will be your new substitute while Mr. Kaniff is out with pneumonia (HE'S GOT AIDS!) […]

Mockingbird

[Intro] Yeah I know sometimes things may not always make sense to you right now But hey, what daddy always tell you? Straighten up little soldier Stiffen up that upper lip What you crying about? You got me [Verse 1] Hailie I know you miss your mom and I know you miss your dad Well […]

Crazy In Love

[Chorus – Ann Wilson's voice] I Tell myself that I'm doing alright Nothing else to do tonight but To go Crazy, Crazy On You Lemme go Crazy, Crazy on youuuuuuuuu [Verse 1] Can't you see what you do to me baby? You make me crazy, you make me act like a maniac. I'm like a […]

Public Service Announcement [Skit]

This is a public service announcement brought  to you in part by Slim Shady The views and events expressed  here are totally fucked And are not necessarily the views of anyone However, the events and suggestions  that appear on this album Are not to be taken lightly Children should not partake in the listening in […]

My Name Is

[Ritornello] Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is.. Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) My name is.. Slim Shady Ahem.. excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class for one second? [Verso 1] Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna […]

Guilty Coscience

[Annunciatore] Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. (I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more!) But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play… [Dr. […]

Seduction

[ Intro ] I dunno man, just feels like, well alot different Kinda feels like, I’m on a whole different page right now Feels strange but um, I guess it’s kinda like… it’s kinda like [ Verso 1 ] I feel like I’m morphin, into something so indcredible, that I’m dwarfin’ All competetors, better get […]

No Love

[ Verso 1 – Lil Wayne ] Throw dirt on me and grow a wildflower But it’s “f-ck the world”, get a child out her Yeah, my life a b-tch, but you know nothing bout her Been to hell and back, I can show you vouchers I’m rolling Sweets, I’m smoking sour Married to the […]

Space Bound

[ Verso 1 ] We touch, I feel a rush, we clutch, it isn’t much But it’s enough to make me wonder what’s in store for us It’s lust, it’s torturous, you must be a sorceress, cuz you just Did the impossible; gained my trust, don’t play games it’ll be dangerous If you fuck me […]

Cinderella Man

[ Intro ] Yeah, You know technically, Im not even really supposed to be here right now, So fuck it, Mine as well make the most of it. Ahh ah ah ah eh eh eh eh ehhh Yeah, haha Feels good, Whooo, Guess I'm lucky, Some of us don't get a second chance. But I […]

25 To Life

[ Intro ] Too late for the other side Caught in a chase, 25 to life yeah too late I cant keep chasing 'em Caught in a chase, 25 to life [Verse 1] I don't think she understands the sacrifices that I've made Maybe if this bitch had acted right I woulda stayed But I've […]

So Bad

[ Intro ] Yeah, you feel that baby? Yeah I feel it too Damn, you know, i’m so glad we could spend this time together See, i’m not as crazy as you thought I was, am i? [ Verso 1 ] I’m the American dream, i’m the definition of white trash ballin’, I’m right back […]

Almost Famous

[ Intro ] Yeah, can't stop now… This maybe the last chance I get, to be famous [ Ritornello ] You dream of trading places, I have been changing faces You cannot fill these shoes, there is too much to lose Wake up behind these trenches, you run around defenceless There is too much to […]