[Secretary]

Mr. Berman?

[Steve Berman]

What?!

[Secretary]

We have Eminem here to see you

[Steve Berman / Eminem ]

about fuckin’ time! Send him in (Steve! Good to see ya man)

Look who decided to show his face!

I hope you’ve had fun in the last 4 years.

(Look man, I apologise again for…)

For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?

(Again, it was a mistake,)

(a terrible mist- are you wearing a bulletproof vest?)

and then you go and you do what?

hide out? stay in Detroit from us 5 years while the music industry melts the fuck down? Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fuckin vacation?

(Well that’s actually why I’m here, I was gonna, put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you, and get your opinion)

Do I really need to hear it?

Let me guess, another album about poor me, I’m so famous that it’s ruined my rich little life, and I’m such a tortured artist. Let me make music about it and my tragic love life, am I on to something here?

(Come on man it’s not like that yo-)

You know what? Just hand the fuckin thing over

I’m done talkin to you. Think you can just come and go as you please.

Big selfish superstar

(Steve, I had a drug problem)

Oh poor me, I had a drug problem. Who hasn’t had a drug problem in this town? You know what?

*cocks gun*

(Hey! hey!)

Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out

(Woah, woah, woah. Jesus Christ man! )

(Alright alright here, fine)

What’s this shit? Two CD’s?

(That’s what I’ve been tryin to tell you man, there’s 2 albums)

Just get out! (Alright!)

Get the fuck out (Alright man, see you later)