[Intro]

Good evening, this is your fucking captain speaking

We will soon be reaching an altitude of 4 million and a half feet

That's 8 million miles in the sky

Please, undo your seat belt for takeoff

You are now free to smoke about the cabin

[Verse 1 – Dr. Dre]

I'm Dre from back in the day

From N.W.A., from black and the gray

From choking a bitch to smacking her face

From stacking up bodies to racking AKs up

From racking up hits to stacking them crates up

I'm still hungry and I'm back with a tapeworm

And we're what's happening in rap entertainment

Me and Shady, far as competition? Faggot, there ain't none

[Verse 1 – Eminem]

Speak of the devil, it's attack of the Rain Man

Chainsaw in hand, bloodstain on my apron

Soon as the blade spun – vrunn! – they run away from

Who wanna play dungeon? No one is safe from

In search of a brain surgeon, a great one

Wait, it ain't funny, man, it's urgent, I need one

2 boxes of detergent and a paint gun

And an emergency squirt gun to spray A-1, so

[Chrous]

One more time for old time's sake

Dre drop that beat, and scratch that break

Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way

And let's go (you are now smoking with the best)

[Verse 2 – Eminem]

Smoke signal in the sky like Verizon Wireless

A nice environment, surprised entirely

Hypotized by the sound, I surround the hydrants

Taking lives of firemen

Say goodbye, here I am again, naked wives and Vicodin

Before I begin to get so high, pussy; boy, I could spin

"Vinn-vinn!"; Fuck the handle, I fly off the hinge

Let that boy off the bench, coach, and throw it to him

There he goes in his trenchcoat, no clothes again

Baby, make us some french toast and show us some skin

I'll show you every inch grows on my foreskin

Show me nipple, I'mma pinch both and throw up a ten

Now you know it's a sin to tease, blow us again

The sorcerer of intercourse; if it's forced, it's him

Don't fight the feelin' if you're feelin' the force within

Then when you wake up in the morning next to the porcelain, so

[Chrous]

One more time for old time's sake

Dre drop that beat, and scratch that break

Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way

And let's go (you are now smoking with the best)

[Verse 3 – Dr. Dre]

Now where there's smoke there's fire

Where there's fire there's flames

Where there's flames there's chronic

Either you high or you ain't

I got no time for no games

[Verse 3 – Eminem]

Nuh-uh, he ain't playin'

He's gonna get the AK and aim it right at your brain

I'm slightly insane, vodka and creatine

Hypnotiq and Red Bull, it's an incredible energy drink

And it's giving me wings, I believe I can fly

While I pee on the girl, you won't catch me, C.S.I

It's as easy as pie, and as simple as cake

Dre, get on the mic and make 'em tremble and shake

[Verse 3a – Dr. Dre]

Now put your smoke up in the air, raise your Henny and Coke

And if you really wanna get fucked up, just let me know

We can smoke 'til there's no more lighter fluid to do it

Let's get into it, you're smoking with the triedest and truest

I got the Midas touch when it comes to rolling shit up

You motherfuckers ain't smoking, you just holding shit up

Now here we go let's get up, get down, hold up a blunt

I smoke the kinda stuff that make the records go number one

Cause if at first you don't succeed, won't hurt to smoke some weed

Now them words are just a little more personal for me

Seein' as how, I blew up off of puffing them trees

[Verse 3a – Eminem]

Well, smoke enough for me! Fuck yeah, light it up Cheech

C'mon, smoke me out, cuz! Give me contact buzz

Get me on track, they love me when I'm on that stuff

"But this is Earth calling, Shady man, come on back!" What?

"Man we're losin' him, he won't even respond back, fuck!"

Now look at all the pretty women in here (Damn bitches)

Dre, it's hot, I think we better go check on their temperatures

I'll get the thermometer, you get the bandages

Now baby just bend over, this won't hurt a damn bit

[Chrous]

One more time for old time's sake

Dre drop that beat, and scratch that break

Now just blow a little bit of that smoke my way

And let's go (you are now smoking with the best)