[Intro]

Yo…

Same song and dance

Damn girl, everywhere I go

Same song and dance

I like the way you move! All over the globe

Same song and dance

Something about it man

Same song and dance

In the Pale Moonlight

Yo…

[Verse 1]

I’m lookin’ at ya, yeah girl

Your kind of tookin’ back by

The whole rapper thing aren’t ya?

Probably thinkin’ you’ll get slapped so dang hard ya

Won’t even be able to stand up straight, aren’t ya?

Couple rape charges, people think you’re a monster

The police constantly buggin’ ya non-stop

I walk up on ya, well hello Tonya

I think ya got your OnStar button inside your car stuck.

You outta gas, do you gotta flat?

I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat

I got your back

Why don’t you put your laundry basket in the back

And sit up front, not askin’ it’s a trap

You just got jacked and body snatched and it’s a rap

In broad day, with no mask for this attack

I heard ‘em say, exact opposites attract

If that’s a fact, it’ll take task force to get ya back

C’mon

[Chorus]

Yeah baby, do that dance

It’s the last dance you’ll ever get the chance to do

Girl shake that ass

You ain’t ever gonna break that glass

The windshields too strong for you

I said yeah baby, sing that song

It’s the last song you’ll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing

Show me what you got, give it your all

Look at you bawl, why you cryin’ to me?

Same song and dance…

[Verse 2]

The first victim I had, she was a big one

Big movie star, a party girl, big fun

She was the girl the media always picked on

In and out of rehab, every 4 to 6 months

She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts

And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once

What an event it was, I was sitting in front

I was hooked in it the first glimpse of them buns

Seen her back stage now here’s where I come in son

Look here she comes I better pull out the big guns

Hello Lindsay, you’re looking a little thin hun

How bout a ride to rehab, get in cunt

Starting off on the wrong foot is what I didn’t want

Girl I’m just kidding let me start over again hun

See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention

Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension

You little Wench ya, murder wasn’t my intention

If I wanted to kill you it would of already been done

Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her

With sixty-six inches of extension… cord.

[Chorus]

Yeah baby, do that dance

It’s the last dance you’ll ever get the chance to do

Girl shake that ass

You ain’t ever gonna break that glass

The windshields too strong for you

I said yeah baby, sing that song

It’s the last song you’ll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing

Show me what you got, give it your all

Look at you bawl, why you cryin’ to me?

Same song and dance…

[Verse 3]

My second victim was even bigger then the first

Pop star, icon, the whole works

She played a little schoolgirl when she first burst

Upon the scene and seen that the world was hers

She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad it hurts

It irked me and made me mad at first

I lashed out through my songs but what was really going on

Was that I had developed a crush

I just didn’t know how to tell it to her…

Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?

Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons

of, footage of me impaling myself on an elephant tusk?

We’ll settle this once and for all, I’mma tell her at dusk

Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must

Creep up, to her mansion in stilettos and just

climb the gate and ring the bell like hello my love,

I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up!

Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?

I’ll share my valium with you cause I’m feelin you Britney!

I’ll trade you a blue one for a pink one

Ever since a schoolgirl juvenile delinquent

I’ve been feeling you ooh ooh girl you sexy little gal you

Hold that pill any longer it’ll get sentimental value

Come-on toots, give me the valium alleyoop…

I’ll slam dunk it in your mouth til you puke

And just as soon you pass out in your alphabet soup

I’m ’bout to, make a new outfit out of you

New outfit? Shit I’ll make a suit out of you

Shoot! Now show me how you move baby do how well ya do

[Chorus]

Yeah baby, do that dance

It’s the last dance you’ll ever get the chance to do

Girl shake that ass

You ain’t ever gonna break that glass

The windshields too strong for you

I said yeah baby, sing that song

It’s the last song you’ll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing

Show me what you got, give it your all

Look at you bawl, why you cryin’ to me?

Same song and dance…

[Outro]

Same kickin’ and screamin’ same cryin’ and sobbin’

Same song and dance…

Same diggin’ and pleadin’ same yellin’ and bleedin’

Same song and dance

Yeah

Same song and dance

I know

Same song and dance