[Intro]

Yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Okay, aight aight aight aight aight aight

Yo, yo.. yo, yo

Aight I'mma lay the chorus first

Here we go now

[Chorus]

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

That's why I am like I am, cause I'm like her

Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

That's why I'm on, what I'm on, cause I'm my mom

[Verse 1]

My mom, my mom

I know you're probably tired

Of hearing bout my mom, oh-ho, whoa-ho

But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty

And how I became hooked on Va-aliu-ums

Valium was in everything, food that I ate

The water that I drank, fucking peas on my plate

She sprinkled just enough of it to season my steak

So every day I'd have at least three stomachaches

Now tell me, what kinda mother would wanna see her

Son grow up to be an under-a-fucking-chiever

My teacher didn't think I was gonna be nothing either

What the fuck you sticking gum up under the fucking seat for

Mrs. Mathers your son has been huffing ether

Either that or the motherfucker's been puffing reefer

But all this huffing and puffing wasn't what it was either

It was neither, I was buzzing but it wasn't what she thought

Pee in a teacup, bitch you ain't my keeper

I'm sleeping, what the fuck you keep on fucking with me for

Slut you need to leave me the fuck alone

I ain't playing, go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

[Chorus]

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

That's why I am like I am, cause I'm like her

Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

That's why I'm on, what I'm on, cause I'm my mom

[Verse 2]

Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, this is paint thinner

You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no complaints, did I

Now here's a plate full of painkillers, now just wait til

I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes

You little motherfucker

I'll make you sit there and make that

Retarded fucking face without even tasting it

You better lick the fucking plate, you ain't wasting it

Put your face in it fore I throw you in the basement again

And I ain't giving in, you're gonna just sit there

In one fucking place finnickin til next Thanksgiving and

If you still ain't finished it I'll use the same shit again

Then when I make spinach dip it'll be placed in the shit

You little shit, wanna sit there and play innocent

A rack fell and hit me in K-Mart and they witnessed it

Child support, your father he ain't sent the shit

And so what if he did

It's none of your dang business kid

[Bridge]

My mom there's no one else quite like my mom

I know I should let bygones be bygones

But she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on

Cause

[Chorus]

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

That's why I am like I am, cause I'm like her

Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

That's why I'm on, what I'm on, cause I'm my mom

[Verse 3]

My mom loved Valium, now all I am

Is a party animal, I am what I am

But I'm strong to the finish with me Valium spinach

But my bars only last about two minutes

But I don't wanna swallow it without chewing it

I can't even write a rhyme without you in it

My Valium, my Vaaaaaa-liummmm, ohh

Man I never thought that I could ever be

A drug addict, naw

Fuck that I can't have it happen to me

But that's actually what has ended up happening

A tragedy

The fucking past ended up catching me

And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it

Pharmaceuticals are the bomb Ma, beautiful

She killed the fucking dog with the medicine she done fed it

Feed it a fucking aspirin and say that it has a headache

Here, want a snack

You hungry you fucking brat

Look at that, it's a Xanax

Take it and take a nap

Eat it

But I don't need it

Well fuck it then break it up

Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up

Aight Ma you win

I don't feel like arguing

I'll do it, pop it, gobble it and start wobbling

Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip then I fall in bed

With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobblehead

[Chorus]

My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

That's why I am like I am, cause I'm like her

Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs

That's why I'm on, what I'm on, cause I'm my mom

[Outro]

My mom, I'm just like her

My mom, my mom, my mom

My mom, my mom, my mom

My mom, my mom, my mom

My mom, my momma

Me momma, ay like-a da momma

Haha, sorry mom

I still love you though

Dr. Dre 2010, ay this shit is hella hard homie

Yo, take us on outta here, woo