[Eminem]

I'm the illest rapper

to hold the cordless,

patrolling corners

Looking for hookers to punch

in the mouth with a roll of quarters

I'm meaner in action than Rosco

beating James Tar Senior

Across the back with vacuum

cleaner attachments {ouch ouch}

I grew up in the wild hood,

as a hazardous youth

With a fucked up childhood,

that I used as an excuse

And ain't shit changed,

I kept the same mindstate

since the third time

that I failed 9th grade

You probably think that

I'm a negative person

Don't be so sure of it

I don't promote violence,

I just encourage it {c'mon}

I laugh at the sight of death

As I fall down a cement

flight of steps (ahhhh)

And land inside a bed of spider webs

So throw caution to the wind,

you and a friend

Can jump off of a bridge

and if you live, do it again

Shit, why not?

Blow your brain out

I'm blowing mine out

Fuck it, you only live once you

might as well die now