Met a retardet kid named Greg with a wooden leg

Snatched it off and beat him over the fucking head wit' the peg

Go to bed whit a keg,wake up whit a 40

Mixed up with Alka-Seltzer and Formula 44D

Fuck an acid tab I strapped the whole sheet to my forehead

Wait until it absorbed in and fell to the floor dead

No more said, case closed, end of discussion

I'm blowin'up like spontaneus human combustion

leaving you in the aftermath of holocaust and traumas cross the bombers

We blowin'up your house killing your parents

And coming back to get your foster mommas

And I'm as good at keeping a promise as Nostradamus 'cause I ain't making no more threats

I'm doing drive-bys in tinted Corvettes on Vietnam War vets

I'm more or less sick in the head

Maybe more 'cause I smoked crack

Today, yesterday, and the day before

Saboteur, walk the block with a Labrador

Strap with more coral for war than El Salvador

Foul style galore

Verbal cow manure

Coming together like the eyebrow on AI B.Sure

It's only fair to warn I was born

with a set of horns

And metaphors attached to my damn umbilical cord

Warlord of rap that'll bush you with a two-by-four board

And smashed into your Honda Accord

With a four-door Ford

But I'm more towards droppin'an a cappella

That's choppin' a fella into mozzarella

Worse than a hellacopta propella

Got your locked in the a cella'

With your skeleton showing

Developing anorexia

While I'm standin' next to ya

Eating a full-course meal watching you starve to death

With an IV in your veins

Feeding you liquid Darvocet

Pumping you full of drugs

Pull the plugs

On the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs

Who were picked up in an ambulance

And driven

To Receiving with the asses ripped outta they pants

And given

A less than 20 percent chance

Of living

Have a possible placement

As a hospital patient

Storing the dead bodies in Grandma's little basement

Dr.Kevorkian has arrived

To perform an autopsy on you while you scream "I'M STILL ALIVE!"

Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp

And pulling you Adam's apple out through your mouth

better call the fire department

I've a hired an arson

To set fire to carpet

And burn up your entire apartment

I'm a liar that starts shit

Got your bitch wrapped around my dick

So tight you need a crowbar to pry her apart wit'